I had meant to start this blog auspiciously, perhaps in a similar manner to Willy Wonka's Golden Ticket.
"Greetings to you, the lucky finder of this blog!" (it would have said.)
"I would shake you warmly by the hand if it were physically possible! Mundane happenings are in store for you! Humdrum surprises await you! For now, I do invite you to come to my blog and be my guest -- you and all others who are lucky enough to find this web page."
"I, Angie, will conduct you around the day's topic of interest, showing you all there is to see, while employing excessive hyperbole, ponderous metaphors and a peppering of mild outrage."
And so forth.
But who has time for lengthy introductions?
Welcome, and I hope you enjoy your visit.
A.